Crazy For Feet Forum

I have a neighbor here who is very elusive. Thin as a rail. Nearly as tall as me; about 5-7 and 107 lbs. Is that thin or what? I had been dying to see what she was like under all that clothes. She covers herself up to well. She doesn't appear to have much "on top" but I was dying to see anyway. She had old jeans, a man's dress shirt, and a man's jacket.
She also wore a baseball cap. She once told me that she dressed that way to "look as unappealing as possible". I said "well its not working". She sort of groaned at that time. The odd thing is that night she wore white socks and med heel blue pumps. That really surprised me because she usually wore sneakers.

Anyway one night I invited her over to watch a movie on cable tv. She doesn't have cable. She reluctantly agreed. She came in and I offered to take her jacket. She nodded and I gently removed it for her. I said "geez...you are THIN". She said "well you already knew that". I nodded.

I had some wine out and I offered it to her. It was a very good bottle of wine. Well it didn't take long before she was inebriated to say the least and all she had was one glass. We were sitting together watching a movie in comfy chairs. She had her leg crossed away from me. She seemed to enjoy the movie. Soon she started to play with those shoes, heel popping frequently, dangling, and occasionally losing them. They were light blue inside with the label that said "Nordstroms". Everything she lost them she would of course look down and have to slip them back on. A couple of times I had to retrieve them for her and she said "thank you". I was erect at that time so I went to the bathroom and got off. I didn't want to embarrass myself.

It was about 2am but the movie had not finished yet but she was tired and wanted to leave. But she couldn't stand up. She tried and nearly fell; I had to catch her. I said "my god..you really ARE thin". She pushed her hands away and said "I am ok". But as soon as I did she started to lose her balance again. So I caught her again. She said "you got me drunk on purpose" I said "all you had was one drink" She said "you know I can't handle much alcohol". I said "well nobody forced you to drink it". She shook her head and said " I should known better"

I said "well lay down until you sober up". She said "welll it doesn't look like I have much choice".

So she laid on the bed w/o removing any clothing and was out of it. She didn't even remove her shoes or her cap so I pulled her cap off and
gently pulled her shoes off. Pretty, sexy shoes. I put a blanket over her and she went to sleep.

She woke up about an hour later and was startled to find herself in my bed. She felt her head and said "you took my cap off!". I said "well its pretty hard to sleep with a baseball cap on your head".

Then she looked at the rest of her to see if she was still clothed. She was. But she felt that her shoes were off and said "you took my shoes off"
I said "well isn't it more comfortable to sleep w/o shoes?" She said "well I guess".

She said "well I have to go". I said "why don't we watch the rest of the movie...there is only about 1/2 hr left". She said "well ok..give me my cap". So I gave it to her. She said "and my shoes". I said "I'll give them to you when you leave". She said "what..do you want to look at my feet or something?" I sort of gulped and said "no..but I don't think you are going to leave without them". She looked around and said "where did you put them?" I said "never mind...I'll give them back to you when you leave". She shook her head and said "well ok".

So she took the same comfy chair and asked if I had some coffee. I said "yeah..you want some Kalua in it?" She paused and said "just a bit and I will know if you put a lot in it". So I put a mild dose in there and she seemed to like it. I said "I', surprised that you are drinking coffee with liquor in it after what happened. She said "if I sip it then I will be ok".

So we continued with the movie but again she got a little bit woozy and started to doze off. She said "I need to lay down". So I helped her over to my bed and she laid down. She didn't fall asleep but she was sleepy.

I started to put a blanket over here but she said "no..I am not going to fall asleep". She turned over face down and I started to give her a backrub but she objected. She said "no..nobody touches me". I said "ok..but you don't know what you are missing". She didn't say anything.

She got up again a short time later and tried to get up but fell over back onto the bed. I said "relax and lay back". She said "as long as you don't try anything". I said "wouldn't think of it". She said "yeah..I'll bet..I know what men want".

So she got up about an hour later. It was now about 5 am..still early. I said "its still very early...want to go to breakfast?". She said "NO". I said "your favorite word must be 'no'. She said "I just want to go..where are my shoes?" I said "I'll keep them..then I know you have to come back for them". She said "WHAT?..I can't walk back to my apt without my shoes".

I said "then stay here and we can have breakfast". She said "NO". I said "why not?" She said "I have things to do". I said "like what..you don't have a job". She said "never mind..I have things to do..now give me my shoes!'. I said "here..wear these". They were a brand new pair of clogs". She said "you're weird". I said "go ahead and try them on". So she did and I said "well?" She said "they feel ok". I said "try to walk in them". So she did and she said "yeah..they are fine". I said "well good..take them and I will keep your shoes". The clogs were blue with a multicolor heel pad. I was truly excitied but I still wanted to get her in the sack. It looked like I was going to have to wait.

She then said "do you have a shoe fetish?" I said "maybe". She said "I think you do".

So I gave her a patt on the butt and she said "hey..don't do that".

I said "so when do I get to see you again?" She said "I don't know".

I said "how about tonight?" She said "no". I said "tomorrow night?".

She said "have to think about it after tonight".

This is probably the point, but it doesn't really sound like this night could have gone much worse. This girl sounds absolutely frigid, and our hero came off as a quasi-fetishist on the first date. Kind of a shame.

Yeah..I have pretty much given up on her. I have just resigned myself to being friends with her. On top of everything that happened, she has some type of personality disorder and must have been in an abusive relationship at one time. Either way, there is no romantic interest in her anymore.