Fantasy TV Network
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:34 pm
If only TV had a daily schedule like this:
Midnight-1 AM Talk 'n' Feet: Compilation of foot scenes from talk shows worldwide
1 AM-3 AM Classic Porn: Movies from the '70s and '80s
3 AM-5 AM Home Shopping/Infomercial Summary, worldwide foot scenes only
5 AM-6AM Holy Feet: Feet at church services
6 AM-7 AM Retro Ads: Classic foot commercials
7 AM-8 AM Meeting Shoeplay: Shoeplay from government meetings, conventions, roundtables, etc.
8 AM-10 AM Classic Feeture Film
10 AM-11 AM Shoe Shopping Spree: Nominate a friend, relative or coworker to receive a spree and then cameras will accompany her on her shopping spree
11 AM-Noon Candid Restaurant: Foot scenes in food courts and restaurants
Noon-1 PM Find the Fetishist: Women on planes told that there is a foot fetishist seated somewhere among them. Should they be lucky enough to entertain him throughout the flight, the flight cost will be reimbursed by the show
1 PM-3 PM Repeats of classic game shows like Beat the Clock; Win, Lose or Draw; and Anything for Money
3 PM-4 PM Repeats of teen dance shows
4 PM-5 PM Shoeless Travel: Women on planes, trains, ferries, buses without shoes
5 PM-6 PM Early News: Shown only with footcams
6 PM-7 PM Sports Roundup: Roaming cameras at stadiums, racetracks, gymnasiums, and arenas on the lookout for shoeplay and shoes removed
7 PM-8 PM Reflexologist, Not: Guy pretends to be studying reflexology and gets women to remove shoes and he photographs and touches them
8 PM-9 PM Foot Squad: Elite unit of women investigators travels around world to find men who steal women's shoes
9 PM-10 PM Concert Feet: Performers and audience members lose the shoes, in summer replaced by Festival Feet
10 PM-11 PM: Street Feet: Tourists and others walk the streets and sit on benches or in parks shoeless
11 PM-11:30 PM Late News: Shown only with footcams
11:30 PM-Midnight Airport Security: Feet at checkpoints
Midnight-1 AM Talk 'n' Feet: Compilation of foot scenes from talk shows worldwide
1 AM-3 AM Classic Porn: Movies from the '70s and '80s
3 AM-5 AM Home Shopping/Infomercial Summary, worldwide foot scenes only
5 AM-6AM Holy Feet: Feet at church services
6 AM-7 AM Retro Ads: Classic foot commercials
7 AM-8 AM Meeting Shoeplay: Shoeplay from government meetings, conventions, roundtables, etc.
8 AM-10 AM Classic Feeture Film
10 AM-11 AM Shoe Shopping Spree: Nominate a friend, relative or coworker to receive a spree and then cameras will accompany her on her shopping spree
11 AM-Noon Candid Restaurant: Foot scenes in food courts and restaurants
Noon-1 PM Find the Fetishist: Women on planes told that there is a foot fetishist seated somewhere among them. Should they be lucky enough to entertain him throughout the flight, the flight cost will be reimbursed by the show
1 PM-3 PM Repeats of classic game shows like Beat the Clock; Win, Lose or Draw; and Anything for Money
3 PM-4 PM Repeats of teen dance shows
4 PM-5 PM Shoeless Travel: Women on planes, trains, ferries, buses without shoes
5 PM-6 PM Early News: Shown only with footcams
6 PM-7 PM Sports Roundup: Roaming cameras at stadiums, racetracks, gymnasiums, and arenas on the lookout for shoeplay and shoes removed
7 PM-8 PM Reflexologist, Not: Guy pretends to be studying reflexology and gets women to remove shoes and he photographs and touches them
8 PM-9 PM Foot Squad: Elite unit of women investigators travels around world to find men who steal women's shoes
9 PM-10 PM Concert Feet: Performers and audience members lose the shoes, in summer replaced by Festival Feet
10 PM-11 PM: Street Feet: Tourists and others walk the streets and sit on benches or in parks shoeless
11 PM-11:30 PM Late News: Shown only with footcams
11:30 PM-Midnight Airport Security: Feet at checkpoints