What to do?

bigfoot · Post by **bigfoot** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:41 am

Got a question for you fellow feet men! Lets say you were on a date with a beautiful, sexy, magnificent looking woman and everything was going extremely well on the date! Then you both go back to your place or hers and start making out and undressing each other and things are heating up fast. Keep in mind she is wearing a hot miniskirt with black hose and great pumps! Then she takes off her pumps and you see her UGLY feet with hammer toes, bunions and stale nails!!! What do you do?????

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:53 am

From a tactical point of view you get a blowjob and call it a night.

From a strategic point of view you "next" her and move on to another woman who takes better care of herself.

Based on your scenario you are talking about a woman who apparently has personal hygiene habits well below the norm for a sane woman (ha ha

)with a healthy self-image.

I believe I've said before that one big reason for a man to look at a woman's feet, even if he doesn't have a foot fetish, is to see if she takes care of them. Well groomed feet on a woman means she's willing to get down there and do some work on her body. This bodes well for her personal hygiene between her legs, both entrance and exit (although you always have to beware of STDs).

Plus I think it would be rare to find an attractive American woman today who would so blatantly ignore her feet. Female feet are now being pampered at a level unheard of in history: pedicures, nail polish, toe rings, ankle bracelets, sandals, etc. It's impossible to ignore anymore, and any woman who does so has a problem.

I read something in the past few months where one of the newest types of cosmetic surgery available was some sort of procedure to shorten or streamline toes. So there are women out there who are willing to undergo surgery to improve the looks of their feet (as well as to fit into the more stylish types of shoes out there).

Bottom line: healthy female body implies healthy female mind. Doesn't always equate, but it's one clue that you can use. Once you have the outside taken care of you can focus on what she's made of: sweet, loyal, suportive and flexible or a spoiled nag who sees you as a competitor instead of a mate.

DP

Post by **nyllover** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:49 am

Dead Parrot wrote:So there are women out there who are willing to undergo surgery to improve the looks of their feet (as well as to fit into the more stylish types of shoes out there).

That's TRUE! There is a famous italian woman, Paola Barale, who said on television that she did that because she didn't like her feet. And believe me...they did a good job with her feet

You can see some nice pictures of her at the Celebrity Dream Feet website:

http://celebritydreamfeet.nyllover.com/

She really IS a babe

Regarding the topic...yes DP is right. A woman like THAT would probably also have a really bad smell under her arms after a hot afternoon in Italy (42 Â°C yesterday

).....that kind of woman should be defined.... trash!

bigfoot · Post by **bigfoot** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:04 pm

I'll take a BJ! :superlol:

ILF · Post by **ILF** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:19 pm

I had a co-worker who had the "shorten toe" procedure.
The surgeon did a good job because you really couldn't see any scarring.
And I must say, she had very sexy feet for 50-plus years old.

kingdom · Post by **kingdom** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:55 am

Run like Eddie Murphy from Boomerang!