Awkward situation
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 8:38 pm
Was out with the wife the other day running some errands and ran into a friend of my mom's that I've known since as far back as I can remember. I hadn't seen her since I was a teenager and didn't recognize her at first.
Some background on this woman:
She used to come over to visit with my mother a lot when I was a child, and I think she played a role in my fondness for feet. I would play under the kitchen table as she sat with my mother and talked. I would accidently bump into her legs and feet while playing with my toys and she would tickle me with her feet.
I remember her pinning me down on my back under the table (which wasn't hard since I would let her), and she would rub her feet on my chest and stomach. Every time she would come over, I would rush under the table to play in hopes that she would do the same thing, and she always did. I distinctly remember the "funny" feeling I would get when she would do this, and how for some reason I wanted her to place her feet lower.
Anyway, I introduced her to my wife and we spent a few minutes talking. Then, in mid conversation, she LOUDLY blurts out how I used to like her feet as a child, asking me if I remember it. We were in Target and there a ton of people around. Talk about being embarassed! She then went on to tell my wife about how I used to love to play with her feet under the table when I was child, and I would just lay under the table while she rubbed her feet on me. My wife just smiled and mentioned how cute that is. This went on for seemed to be an eternity.
I finally interupted the conversation saying we had to run and got the hell out of there. My wife was laughing the whole time afterwards asking why I was so embaressed. I don't normally get rattled, but that definitely rattled me! Had we not been in a public place with lot of people overhearing the conversation, it would have been fine. But, damn, that was awkward!
Some background on this woman:
She used to come over to visit with my mother a lot when I was a child, and I think she played a role in my fondness for feet. I would play under the kitchen table as she sat with my mother and talked. I would accidently bump into her legs and feet while playing with my toys and she would tickle me with her feet.
I remember her pinning me down on my back under the table (which wasn't hard since I would let her), and she would rub her feet on my chest and stomach. Every time she would come over, I would rush under the table to play in hopes that she would do the same thing, and she always did. I distinctly remember the "funny" feeling I would get when she would do this, and how for some reason I wanted her to place her feet lower.
Anyway, I introduced her to my wife and we spent a few minutes talking. Then, in mid conversation, she LOUDLY blurts out how I used to like her feet as a child, asking me if I remember it. We were in Target and there a ton of people around. Talk about being embarassed! She then went on to tell my wife about how I used to love to play with her feet under the table when I was child, and I would just lay under the table while she rubbed her feet on me. My wife just smiled and mentioned how cute that is. This went on for seemed to be an eternity.
I finally interupted the conversation saying we had to run and got the hell out of there. My wife was laughing the whole time afterwards asking why I was so embaressed. I don't normally get rattled, but that definitely rattled me! Had we not been in a public place with lot of people overhearing the conversation, it would have been fine. But, damn, that was awkward!