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Humourous take on surviving the dinner event where you introduce your parents to your new skanky girlfriend. Here is the part that concerns us:
So when the day comes when you have to take your new skanky gal to your parents for dinner, read up on some tips to making the evening as comfortable as possible:
- She’ll probably do that thing where she rubs your crotch under the table with her foot. The best way to prepare for this is to refrain from having any orgasms for a week prior, so you can just come quickly and get back to your meal.
- Later, if she hasn’t rubbed your penis with her foot yet, that means she’s probably doing it to one of your parents. Probably the parent who is orgasming at the table.
Very Nice!
hmmm...where to find a "skanky" girlfriend
I wonder, if she did the thing where she puts her foot in the
pit of my crotch under the table I would let her massage through my pants for a bit, then unzip my pants, whip it out and let her work me under the
table for a good 5-10 mins, then shoot a warm sticky mess allover her
feet, then she hands me a napkin/dinner cloth, she smiles and gives me seductive looks as I clean my warm sticky cum off her feet.
