
Thank God it's winter. I was on the subway today, and this woman stretched out her leg and her foot right in front of me. I wanted to learn forward so badly, but that would just seem a little too obvious. She was wearing black hose, black shoes, and a gray business suit. And her dangling was scuttle, but I could still hear the whoosh. Man I wish we had lunch together so that I could ease her pain under the table.