Equipment Failure

kingdom · Post by **kingdom** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:02 pm

Guys I just had a feet under the table experience. It was great and all because I encouraged her to do so, but when she put her foot in my lap I got nothing. Well maybe a twitch or two, but I was so utterly nervous. There was no table cloth to speak of, so I tried to bend over to cover up the whole scenario. I thought I would've been turned on by the whole thing since it was kind of mysterious and the thought of people seeing me getting a footjob would've excited me. But instead it scared the crap out of me. I did get a few glares from people next to us, but I guess they were more disgusted by what we were doing. Has this happened to you guys? Please respond.

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:59 pm

I wouldn't worry too much Kingdom. Sometimes you can't go to warp speed no matter how hard you try. The dick is the one part of the body that we cannot "will" to act.

For one woman he's up and running, "Yeah yeah yeah! Go go go!" and for the next he's "You want me to get hard? HA HA HA HA HA! I'm going back to sleep!"

It happens to every man whether he admits it or not. The circumstances probably just creeped you out more than you expected. Run a test with a woman in a few days where you're both alone and doing the horizontal tango. If you still have problems then see a doctor.

This is something that's easily treatable. Be glad for the medical technology we have nowadays!

DP

Timster2 · Post by **Timster2** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:49 pm

I had a similar experience a few years ago. Mine also took place in a restaurant without tablecloths on the tables. I can't say that I had equipment failure, but I sure couldn't enjoy it as much as I would've liked. There was a woman watching us and knowing that things were "on display" ruined the moment for me. I was too uptight to enjoy the moment. I think there is something about the secrecy of under the table action and if that secrecy is taken away, it's not as exciting, at least for me. It goes from being a secret between two people to something that others are a part of (even just as witnesses) and ruins the intimacy of the moment.

I think we're misled (or even spoiled) by the filmed scenes that exist. Everything seems so perfectly seductive and arousing, but in real life it sometimes doesn't feel that way, which can also be disappointing.

kingdom · Post by **kingdom** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:22 pm

Well fellas, I have good news. Just like the way Timster put it, "having it on display" was no fun for me. When I was young...er I used to be able to do it just to be rebellious. But when you're having dinner with your parents and there are no table cloths you kind of question yourself all the time during the footjob. Anyways, we went out to dinner last night, and she did it again...and boing it came back to life. Thanks for helping out you all.

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:57 pm

(sob)I just love happy endings!

Glad everything is 100% again Kingdom, thanks for sharing.

Hmm, I wonder if you should always carry a tablecloth with you....?

DP

kingdom · Post by **kingdom** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:15 pm

Well next time I would not have a footjob in front of the parents. That's all i can say. But yes, I'm sobbing too.