Saturday is going to be fun...

hiker · Post by **hiker** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:46 pm

Had an interesting experience that I thought was quite funny and wanted to share with you...

Last weekend the wife and I got home from dinner and she had to return a phone call to a friend (who we'll call Sara). She went into the other room to make the call so I could watch some TV in peace (gotta love that!).

Anyway, a few minutes later she comes rushing back to the living room (while still on the phone) and takes a seat next to me and whispers "you gotta hear this...". She tells her friend that she's going to put her on speaker as her hands are full, and they continue the conversation. Anyway, Sara is talking about a guy she's been dating for about a month and how he has a foot fetish. She mentions how the last time they were intimate he kept reaching for her feet and placing them in his lap. She said she tried to oblige by taking her socks off and the guy stopped her saying he liked hosiery and socks (this is where my mouth dropped). She said she found it odd that a guy with a foot fetish prefered her feet covered went on to say she's never had any experience with a "foot guy", as she put it, and asked my wife if she has. My wife tells her that years ago she once dated a guy with a foot fetish (slightly misleading, as I am that guy), and tells her she should seduce him with her feet.

Here's where it gets interesting... Sara, sounding confused, asked how do you seduce with your feet? My wife tells her that next time they're sitting on the couch for her to lean back and slowly place her feet in his crotch and massage. As she's telling her this, that's exactly what she does to me. She also tells her that next time they're out to dinner to play footsie under the table. However, she gets a little more detailed (for my sake) when telling her about footsie and exactly how to do it, explaining to Sarah to wear either nylon or trouser socks (if it's too hot), She goes on to say that we should all have dinner together because he might find it more erotic if done so discretely with people around, to which Sara agrees.

Anyway, we are getting together with them Saturday night. I can't wait to see the look on this guys face!

I wished I could have recorded that conversation!

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:10 am

Good lord man you need to record what happens on Saturday!

Would you volunteer to be our first hidden camera operator/guinea pig?

By the by, is "Sara" hot? By that I mean will it be thrilling if she misses her date's leg and finds yours by mistake?

It would also be interesting if he was already a member here (or a future member). You can describe the evening from your POV, and then he can join a few days later and tell his side.

I'm looking forward to your report.

DP

hiker · Post by **hiker** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:01 pm

Dead Parrot wrote:By the by, is "Sara" hot?

Yeah, I would say she's an attractive girl. She's in her mid thirties, on the short side (maybe 5'3" or so). I would liken her to a younger Patricia Heaton (from "Everybody Loves Raymond")

Dead Parrot wrote:...will it be thrilling if she misses her date's leg and finds yours by mistake?

Unlikely, but definitely thrilling.

Dead Parrot wrote:It would also be interesting if he was already a member here (or a future member). You can describe the evening from your POV, and then he can join a few days later and tell his side.
DP

Shit, I hope not. Should he read this he'll know exactly who I am after Saturday night.

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:13 pm

This has the potential to be a terrific first person account.

If Sara does start teasing her date at the table, you and your wife will know it. Funny thing, the guy will be trying to hide what's happening while your wife sits there smirking with the thought that she (and you) are behind this. Meanwhile you're trying to discreetly take photos of the action. (kidding...am I?)

Regardless, please keep us informed.

DP

hiker · Post by **hiker** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:58 am

Just got back from dinner. You can't write a sitcom any better than this!

Great story which I'll post in a few days as I'm going on vacation tomorrow with a pissed off wife (you'll understand after I post when I get back). I guess she's right... I can be an asshole sometimes, albeit a funny asshole.

More to come...

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:42 am

cwalk · Post by **cwalk** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:45 am

That would be hott!

hiker · Post by **hiker** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:49 pm

My apologies for taking so long to update, but I've been away for a while and quite busy.

Anyway, here's what happened:

The wife and I were running ahead of schedule (which is odd for us/me) and we ended up at the restaurant about 20 minutes early. We take a seat at the lounge bar to have a drink and wait for Sara and her guy. While we're sitting there, my wife gives me the look as she tells me that I better not be an asshole. Yeah, right.

Anyway, Sara and her guy (we'll call him Bob) arrive. Sara arrives wearing black pants and heels on. As they join us at the bar and she takes a seat, her pants slightly rise at the ankle and I notice she's wearing thin black socks. After introductions and another drink at the bar, our table is ready. We requested a table in the lounge as they have this piano player on weekend evenings that is really good. The table we get is really two small square tables that have been pushed together and covered with a table cloth. As we initially sit, Sara and Bob are on one side, and the wife and I are on the other. "Shit, this isn't going to work', I think to myself. However, the wife asks to sit next to Sara so they can catch up... so now Bob and I are seated opposite our women.

We order a bottle of wine and the whole time I'm talking to Bob I look for any sort of "tell" that the games have begun. Nothing. We order our food.... nothing. We get our food and eat.... nothing. I start to think that perhaps Sara isn't going for it. We order another bottle of wine and just as it is being delivered, I see Bob's expression change to one of surprise (a deer in headlights look). Finally, I'm thinking, here we go. "Bob, you OK buddy?" I ask with concern. He assures me everything is fine. So, immediately I start with a series of open ended questions to fuck with him a little (gotta have some fun!). Poor guy starts speaking a little slower and is obviously pre-occupied. "Are you sure you're OK?", I ask him again as my wife kicks me under that table and gives me the "shut the fuck up" look. "Alright, just making sure." I say to Bob after he again assures me he's doing fine.

I excuse myself to the bathroom and as I'm returning I take a long look to see if I can make anything out under the table. The lounge area is right next to the bar but is elevated so you have to take a few steps up to get to it. So if your standing at the bar and looking up into the lounge, the tables are about chin high. Anyway, I peer at our table and only one of Sara's legs is visible, but that's all I could really see.

When I return, Bob is slightly leaning forward in his chair (likely in an effort to conceal the action) but I notice the table cloth that is draped over his lap is slightly moving. Unfortunately, that's all I saw. I continue needling Bob for the rest of the dinner, basically fucking with him and the situation a bit just to get a reaction.

After dinner we go back the bar for another couple drinks and Bob and I have a cigar. Nice enough guy. We leave and my wife is giving me shit the whole way home. Oh well, it was worth it.

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:46 am

Thanks so much for updating us on this. Sounds like a blast of an evening!

Looks like you needed a night vision scope to see under the table.

Too bad your wife didn't do the "needling". That way he'd feel like he was being double teamed.

Also, I hope your wife organizes a repeat performance.

Regardless, thanks for sharing, and what kind of see-gar did you and Bob smoke?

Thanks,

DP

hiker · Post by **hiker** » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:08 pm

Dead Parrot wrote:Thanks so much for updating us on this. Sounds like a blast of an evening!

It was pretty fun. I felt like I was in a sitcom.

Dead Parrot wrote:Too bad your wife didn't do the "needling". That way he'd feel like he was being double teamed.

She would never do that. She was upset with me, saying that I was acting very immature. My wife told me that later that evening Sara asked her if she told me about it, since I kept "needling" Bob.

Dead Parrot wrote:Also, I hope your wife organizes a repeat performance.

Unlikely, due to my behavior. I thought that my wife was going to start toying with me under the table just to shut me up. Alas, all I received was a sharp kick to the shin with her pointed high heel. Oh well.

Dead Parrot wrote:...and what kind of see-gar did you and Bob smoke?

I have a guy in Tampa that hand rolls cigars. He uses Dominican wrappers and fillers. Good stuff.

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:23 am

Hiker,

Whatever happened to this couple? Are they still together? Any significant postscript to this experience?

Thanks in advance,

DP

hiker · Post by **hiker** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:37 pm

Yes, I believe they are still together. After getting to know "Bob" a little more, I found him a bit annoying and obnoxious, so I try to steer clear.

They tried to get together with us a few times recently, but my wife made excuses for me since she knows I really don't enjoy his company. I suppose one day I'll have to cave.

As a result, I really don't have any encores to report. Sorry!

Dead Parrot · Post by **Dead Parrot** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:21 pm

No problem, I was just curious.

DP

Footsiefreak · Post by **Footsiefreak** » Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:53 pm

hiker wrote:Yes, I believe they are still together. After getting to know "Bob" a little more, I found him a bit annoying and obnoxious, so I try to steer clear.

They tried to get together with us a few times recently, but my wife made excuses for me since she knows I really don't enjoy his company. I suppose one day I'll have to cave.

As a result, I really don't have any encores to report. Sorry!

I dont blame him he probably knew that you were patronizing him when his gf foot was in his crotch