[ENG] Buffy Fanfic Excerpts

[Dead Parrot]

There's a lot of Buffy The Vampire Slayer fanfic on the net. Some of it is quite sexual. Here's some examples of under the table work:

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Having no luck about 30 minutes into the research, Buffy became quickly bored. She needed to go kill something. To let loose all this extra energy she and Giles had built up in her all day with their brushing of body parts.

Looking at him now, his hair tousled, his glasses dangling from his mouth, (That fine, firm looking mouth)his eyes glued to the book in his hand, (those damn, beautiful ocean green eyes, the kind that caused her to constantly steal long glimpse of them)Buffy immediately felt a burning desire to throw him on this damn table and have her way with him. (And very likely causing all our friends to die from shock!) Buffy smiled as a mischief crossed her face.

Giles looked up just then and caught the glint of her sneaky little mind, in her eyes. (Dear Lord, what is she up to now?!)Buffy slid her shoe off under the table and the next thing Giles knew or rather felt, was Buffy's foot moving up his calf to the inside of his thigh. He jumped at the feel of her foot caressing him under the table.

"Giles! I said, Do you-"

"Ah!" His breath caught and he cleared his throat, then swallowed hard as Buffy massaged his ever hardening cock with her toes. Smiling innocently, Buffy asked. . .

"What's the matter, Giles? You look a little, hot under the. . . collar?" Her smile was so mischievous that she almost blew it with Willow who was watching the Slayer and her Watcher carefully.

"I Just, I mean, bloody. . . hell. I'm fine!" It was hard, no pun intended, for him to think much less talk and answer their questions as Buffy's foot brought him to orgasm and quite a mess in his pants.

"Ahhh" It was more of a low growl that had the Slayer grinning from ear to ear as the others looked at him thinking he was in pain.

"Giles? You hurt?" Willow asked full of concern.

"Yeah you sound like your-" Xander started.

"Having an orgasm" Ayna smiled. She knew that moan all to well from her footsie playing days with Xander. All the scooby's glared at her as Buffy and Giles looked horrified that they were busted.

"Ah, no, Ayna! I wasn't, uh, I haven't been, Excuse me!" he got up and bolted into the the bathroom in the training room area, turned the fan on and ran cold water into the sink after stopping it up. Splashing the cool water over the fire that was now spreading through out his face and body, especially a little further south, Giles Took deep breaths full of the oxygen that Buffy had so maddeningly drove right out of him earlier, into his lungs, then cleaned up the mess in his pants. Or, at lest that was what he was planning on doing. . .

As Buffy had excused herself after explaining to Willow's concerned and questioning look. . .

"He has allergies. "
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Another short one. Nice because the guy's mother is at the table with them.
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"You two have been as thick as thieves all morning!" William's mother exclaimed, looking back and forth between her son and ward, who were sitting across from each other at the breakfast table.

Buffy and William had made a concerted effort to not smile at each other this morning, but the knowing looks between them, the quick glances that made the other one blush couldn't quite be hidden from a very observant mother.

Not to mention the fact that Buffy had managed to slip off her shoe and had placed her foot in his lap, then proceeded to massage him until he's grown hard. She half expected William to die of embarrassment, but instead found that he was accepting the fact that he was a man and one who was in love. He'd glared back at her with such lust cloaking his eyes that it turned out that she was the one who'd been overcome.

She took her foot away and concentrated on her eggs."If I didn't know any better I'd wager that you two are keeping a secret from me."

William cleared his throat and scoffed,"Honestly mother, to think such a thing." He gave the game away by looking over at Buffy and smirking. The Slayer stifled a too feminine un-Slayer like little giggle and took a sip of her tea.
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That's all for now. If you do a search on Google you'll find that scenes like these are not uncommon in Buffy fanfic.

I've only seen a few episodes of the show, and attractive as Sarah Gellar is I always preferred Alyson Hanigan. It's my preference for redheads I guess.

DP