I just happened to think about the first time I had ever heard of Lady Gaga. It was the Fall of 2008, and I was watching TMZ when one of the reporters started talking about this Akon concert at this beach somewhere, and started to mention some new white singer that he had recently signed to his label Konvict Records. She came out wearing just a black leotard, a black scarf over her head, and black fishnet tights [no shoes

] and started singing with Akon. [At this point, they start showing stills of Gaga and Akon on stage together]. The reporter then said that without warning Akon pushed Gaga into the crowd, and she starts surfing--remarking that he thought it was hilarious that some picks showed her legs and tush awkwardly flailing about as she was passed from person-to-person. Ever since that night, I think about her in that outfit every once in awhile and fantasize about massaging her legs and feet. Ever since the meat dress thing, that Simpsons guest appearance, and other wacky stuff she's done, I've become not as turned on by her

, but that fantasy still lives on in my head.

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